1. Talk to the stranger
(Since you're to damn old to be kidnapped.. And as if you don't scream either..)
2. Put down "Chairman, CEO, Owner, King, etc"
(Well, how come you're still asking for guest list?)
3. Don't look at into group of old women
(Even they're hot and sexy.. Cause they will say something about you.. And as always, some boys aways think they talked about him.. Pathetic)
4. Open the door for your girls
(Only if you remember it.. Ladies, your favorite boy only appear in the soap opera.. Trust us!)
5. Don't stare at people while you're thinking
(Most of them might say.. "See?! She / He keep lookin at me!! Damn, I'm nervous.." It's not like that actually -.-")
6. Be honest
(Example during interview, 'What will you be in the next 5 years?' - Well, I will be me.. Who you expect? Superman?)
7. Don't do anything stupid
(Most of the boy, think that it will be cool to get drunk and dance at the same time - You know how worse your dance is even without alcohol?)
8. Read before you make any comment!
(A tweet from a friend (Who suddenly became a nationalist) -> We lost again, PSSI.. Did you see this? - Well, they're the one who sent the team.. Are you under medicine?)
9. Stop sending broadcast message for some reason!
(The club proudly present.. - Man, is that how you make a living? Lucky bastard!)
10. Stop calling every guy, 'Yo, Bro!!'
(Don't tell me, my dad slept with your mom..)
Just in case you're mad..
READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST!!
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